Last night, TheWarden and I got to spend a rare night alone. After doing out for dinner, watching a movie, and feverishly bed wrestling, we went downstairs and crashed on the couch.
When I got up to check my email, TheWarden playfully grabbed my wallet off the coffee table. “Why do you have so much crap in here?” She said while opening the monstrosity and looking inside. “I mean, look at this thing!”
There’s no doubt that my wallet is a mess. Full of tons of crap that I probably don’t need, yet am far too lazy to throw out. As I typed away on my computer TheWarden began pulling out all of these items and separating them into Keep/Throw away piles.
“What’s this?” She said as she pulled out a folded piece of paper. “I don’t know,” I said absently, while typing.
“AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!” She suddenly screamed. “AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!”
Without even looking I knew that one of my buddies had planted something horrendous.
“Seriously, what is this?!” TheWarden shrieked.
When she showed me the picture I about died. The thing was a still shot from the grossest, most obscene website on this planet. A picture of three sweaty old men having a big gay threesome.
After assuring my wife that I am not gay, and do not like to see old naked balls, I grabbed the picture in disgust. “I’ll take care of this,” I said.
Oh, and by “take care of this”, I mean putting it in the first unattended wallet I find.
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